Ha! Did you think I had an actual chicken coop when I got the chicks? Hilarious. No.
Knowing myself (as I do), I knew that there was no way I’d finish a project like a chicken coop without a deadline. Getting the babies started the clock. I had 4 weeks.
In all my prep and research, I’d looked at pre-fab coops to purchase. They were all so flimsy and SMALL. My backyard is surrounded by chainlink fencing, only about 3.5 ft high. Surely not enough to allow for free ranging – those fools would fly away in a second! These coops available to buy online were hundreds of dollars and looked like a cruel joke. Not for me. I believe in doing it right the first time, even if it means spending a little more. So, I needed a coop big enough not just for the 3 hens I’d planned on, but also a few more because CHICKEN MATH. Seriously, look it up. It’s a thing. Plus, I’d need an enclosed run big enough for them to live in all day every day. Deep breath. What am I getting myself into? Geez.
You know what’s super good for designing things when you aren’t an architect or engineer? Beer. Wine, too. For weeks, I’d sit at my local and sketch things out on paper stolen from the bar’s printer (it’s possible I’m a regular). Google spreadsheets and lumber counts and do-I-paint-or-stain and SO MUCH PROBLEM SOLVING (which I love). I found an inspiration photo online (finally) and sort of worked backwards from there.
Original plans called for a MASSIVE GIANT HOLY SHIT THAT’S BIG coop (4′ x 8′) and run (8′ x 8′). On my first trip to Home Depot I took one look at a 4′ x 8′ piece of drywall and IMMEDIATELY started redesigning my coop in my head to reduce it by half. So glad I did! Except I want more chickens. Because chicken math.
I had one friend help me on my very first day of coop construction when we built the base of the coop/hen house and one other afternoon of help to hold the framing of the run square and level while I did that. Otherwise, I designed and built the entire thing BY MYSELF. Literally no other help. I’m DAMN PROUD of that.
It took about 3 weeks in total. There were days that my muscles didn’t want to climb the ladder or bend over again. Days when I just didn’t want to have paint on my hands. Days when I had to go to Home Depot three times for more lumber or because I got the wrong hinges. And yet? My coop looks nice, has all the features needed to safely and humanely house 4-5 chickens, access for me to keep it clean, gather eggs…everything. I love it so much.
Special thanks to my dad (who would have been 76 years old today) for teaching me how to problem-solve and use power tools. I know he would be proud of what I did with what he taught me. The first eggs will be for you, dad.